goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin Of a chub-faced alien Well if you think Im being harsh Then baby keep on counting stars Because I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone upon this cursed earth Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don’t shine They packed me in a classroom to count the time Studying the history of men's minds Chasing tail and committing hate crimes Rich hippie girl with a gas guzzler Forced myself to fall in love with her She was so strung out she'd swear it ...